A baseball cap with a straight brim, usually adorned with price tags or removable stickers. Often worn by skinny Caucasian males in the hopes they will be mistaken for African American males.
by DoktorWhoTwo January 30, 2014
Guy: Yea, I boned that chick. And when I was done I gave her a Houdini
Chick: Why're you telling me this?! You're such a DOUCHE NOZZLE!
Chick: Why're you telling me this?! You're such a DOUCHE NOZZLE!
by Anubis Uriel April 25, 2009
by The Greg July 01, 2004
The blabber mouth tradesman, usually an electrician with a penchant for soapbox sermons. The ever-willing preacher of self-righteousness with a lack of self-reflection, always pointing out the faults of others and incessantly thumping his chest in a deluded victory when in any given social situation. The Douche Nozzle possesses social skills that are Neanderthal level attempts to detract from their own self-loathing caused by mundane physical attributes such as excess body hair, extra digits or even poor fashion sense.
That new guy is a real douche nozzle, he hasn't shut up once today and he's pissing me off with his glorious yarns of honor and integrity, the guy is so full of shit and just shy of being a fuckstick. Heck, did you see the guy, he looks like a Wookie, has 12 toes and dresses like a lumberjack and he's trying to tell me how i should run my life.
by Adolph Oliver Nipple December 03, 2009
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by metalnozzle15 May 21, 2010