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canadian doubles

like normal tennis, but the extra guy balances on the net cord and tries to win points on the players on each side. if he scores a point on one, the other gets a point. the player with the most points when the guy on the net has to get down to go to the bathroom wins.

it is however, a homosexual sport, since it orignated in canada.
"me, my dad, and some homeless man are going to play canadian doubles on friday. we are going to give him a bottle of whiskey as a reward after. wanna come watch?"

"no, thats fucking gay dude."
by shiftyjew April 29, 2010
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Crimson Doubles

The act of a female receiving double penetration while she is experiencing her period.
Dude, she was so drunk last night we hit Crimson Doubles.
by Nayfin September 21, 2016
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rollin' doubles

Getting out of jail
"Todays the day i'm rollin' doubles!" Jimmy exclaimed to his cellmate.
by Jimzy October 4, 2017
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tennis doubles

To sleep with ones mother and daughter simultaneously.
My girlfriend’s mother is so fit I wish we could play tennis doubles
by MattMcnutt December 25, 2020
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Double Doubles

Term used to as an acronym for cocaine.
by teninchinverteddick October 9, 2023
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Double-headed Mutant Eagle

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.
Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.
by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023
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Double-wide Surprise

An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.
Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise.
by Master chunks February 2, 2020
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