double-pump shotgun

The term that is used for someone willing to take the seat of a (usually) retarded person who calls "shotgun" in an attempt to obtain the front seat of a vehicle. However this must be said within a split second subsequently after the first person calls shotgun.

Person 1: "I call shotgun!"

Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

double barrel shotgun nose

Someone with who has a nose that sticks upward.

If you have that nose you can shoot walruses and shoot with your tits.

Sup double barrel shotgun nose go shoot that walrus.

by The fag that u hate December 15, 2017

double barrel shotgun wedding

See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.

Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.

Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.

by D-Glove March 18, 2004

Double Barrel Shotgun

The act of wanking off two men simultaneously into your face.

Sarah pumped the double barrel shotgun into her face.

by MeinFeurer January 28, 2022

Double Barrel Shotgun

When a girl is peeing and you insert your penis into her and you both piss at the same time

Jack: Soo you did something interesting this week?

Steve: Yeah, went shopping and double barrel shotgun Emily

by Serioussam535 December 13, 2019

double barrel shotgun

When you shit while having a orgasm.

Eric just got a double barrel shotgun from Megan he said it was such a great blow job, he shit himself when he blew his load!

by Dicklarious Darren October 18, 2013

The Double-Barrel Shotgun

When two penises are put side-by-side, and in some way attached. Then get a blowjob, ejaculating at the same time.

Me and my Jeff gave some girl The Double-Barrel Shotgun last night

by BLACKBO1 May 16, 2025