Doosh

The only spelling of douche that is allowed on online games where they sensor what is said.

ladysman101: ur a ******
peanutbrain: dude. did u call me a doosh?

by swimstud October 3, 2008

doosh

Sometimes a purposeful misspelling of the word "douche" so you don't give the victim of your e-bashings the respect of a properly spelled insult.

Man, Barry Bonds is such a crybaby doosh.

by ignitionnight March 28, 2005

doosh

"Doosh" is the imaginary sound of a punch connecting with the jaw of an opponent, particularly used during pretend fighting by overly hormonal teenage boys imitating WWF when they should really be out improving themselves.

"Doosh, doosh, I was giving it, bam, bam, doosh" (Hand and arm movements are at your discretion)

by The Mongo Collective January 14, 2008

doosh

A person one dislikes.
Abreviation for douche

Man that guy was such a fucking doosh

by Kitty Basher March 9, 2004

doosh

One who exhibits one or more of the following characteristics: self-importance/narcissism, egocentric, ethnocentric, racist, more dollars than sense, entitlement and anyone who thinks it's acceptable to wear plaid pants.

Bernie Madoff is a doosh.

by ElGreatDan0 April 19, 2009

dooshed

Being subjected to an act considered douch bag.

Mike: Yo dude, i thought your dad was gonna leave his car for you tonight.

Tom: Nah, he ended up taking it to go golfing.

Mike: Dooshed.

by DinoSusan November 4, 2012

doosh

This word originated near the 15th century, when it was firsted used as an interjection or adjective to describe emotions. It has adapted a later meaning,( douche )which many people now-a-days ignorantly dismiss as a spelling error, such as christina tufford. Shame on you.

Oh doosh i stubbed my toe!

What an unknowing doosh that christina is!

by Chris Moore = not a douche November 17, 2004