dorkerest

Biggest dork. Nothing else beats it.

You're a dorkerest! I win.

by Joe233 May 2, 2006

Dinky dooker

A dinky dooker is a word for a complete beat up shitty car. Such as a 1996 Honda civic.

“Did you hear that Honda?”

“Yeah, that thing is a dinky dooker”

by Black boi 3000 July 21, 2023

skin that dooker

To perform anal sex.

"Didja skin that dooker yet?"

see All the Real Girls

by Bust-Ass July 9, 2010

dorkers

The prefered brand of pants worn by mid management Dorky types. Although Fashionably out of date, the pleated varity seems to be the pant style of choice. These pants are also coordinated with a some sort of crappy golf course polo type shirt and a cell phone on the belt.

Hey man are those Dorkers you're wearing?

by joe gielniak March 22, 2007

aqua-dooker

A piece of larger fecal matter released in water. An aqua-dooker may sometimes float.

I proceeded to make an aqua-dooker in Henry's kiddie pool.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

Dorkeranus

Someone who tries to be dorky and fails utterly at it.

Also every kind of poser you can imagine...

Boy: Dude, did you see James trying to be all weird and goofy?
Girl: He's such an Ass.
Boy: He's such a Dorkeranus.

by Hayley_Butt October 5, 2008

dookery

The new slang word for bathroom because that’s where the dook be happening.

Ayo Mr. Beach, my stomach is hurting from lunch, may I use the dookery?

by Dookery February 14, 2020