doofle dick

a dumbass man, a retard

Aaron is such a doofle dick. Evan is a doofle dick, he's a dumb mofo that cant get his dick up.

by wildcatgirl January 11, 2011

Double-Dick

(Verb) - Either wearing one strap-on - in addition to the penis you have - or two strap-ons - in the absence of a preexisting penis - in order to double penetrate a partner without the help of a third individual

Brittney wanted a dp but she said she’s too committed to me for a threesome, so I double-dicked up.

by DaBabyLookalike February 23, 2021

Double dick stream slider

When you cum and piss simultaneously and it doesn’t mix so one stream goes into the toilet and the other onto the wall

Hey bro, I had my first double dick stream slider yesterday

Shit dude, how’d you clean it up?

I had my mom do it, I got it on video too if you wanna see

by Cbtmaster420 April 19, 2021

ri-double-dick-ulous

(adj. derivative of ridiculous, ridicule) - used to describe something completely absurd that seeks to screw over an individual or group.

When big companies complain their taxes are too high to allow them to hire American workers, while taking advantage of tax loopholes that actually allow them to get money back and spending billions of dollars on political campaigns, it can only be described as ri-double-dick-ulous.

by Obama's Pimp Hand October 9, 2012

Double Dick

A guy who has a dick and also is a dick.

Girl: He is such a dick.
Boy: He also has dick.
Both: HE'S A DOUBLE DICK!!!!!!!!

by UrbanMaster December 18, 2016

double-dick jack-off

A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.

Now and then, Matt likes to give us a double-dick jack-off!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021

Double Dick

Bending someone over a price, or a deal but twice in a row

Usually a phrase used by cheap customers, usually of the Radio/Ham type.

Customer: "That part was $10 cheaper last year!"

Sales Person: "This is the new version, with new added features and add-ons"

Customer: ""Don't Double Dick me!"

by THEtemporalwar December 23, 2009