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don't tase me, bro

From the iconic video of the student question-asker being TASERed, the phrase has come to be synonomous to "lay off, man." It is a minor exclamation of unreasonableness.
"I'm pissed that you missed that goal today."
"Don't tase me, bro."
by Cool Hand Duke November 26, 2007
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Don't Tag Me Bro!

Something you would exclaim after a picture has been taken and you would rather it not end up on Facebook or some other social networking sites.
Person 1: What was that flash?
Person 2: Wtf pictures? Don't tag me bro!
by SUP3RCANS1R February 21, 2009
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don't tase me bro

Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)
"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>
by Big Steve October 2, 2007
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Don't tase me bro

In the event of police brutality, scream "Don't Tase Me Bro!"
by glindabatgirl October 6, 2007
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Don't taze me bro!

This was a frantic plea from an annoying yet harmless college punk who decided to ask John Kerry one too many questions from the "open mic". Ironically (and tragically) his request to not be tazed was immediately followed by the actual tazing, since the crack group of security guards immediately assessed him as a threat to John Kerry, himself, and the crowd. Nice going security guards, enjoy your unpaid vacation.
"Don't taze me bro!.... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Why? Why?"
by The Slow Kid October 4, 2007
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Don't tase me bro!

"Get the fuck off me, man! I didn't do anything! ... Don't tase me bro!"
by Clownboat October 29, 2007
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Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother
Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry
by BigBoiBurney February 17, 2010
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