donker

a person who does everything wrong.

(this word is good for use around parents- it's not a swear word so you won't get in trouble. they'll have no idea what you're talking about)

big brother: you forgot to flush the toilet again!
little brother: oops.
big brother: shut up. you're such a donker.

by uradonker May 19, 2009

donker flopper

a big floppy donkey dick or other animal of the HUGEDICK family with an extremely loose pen15 that drags on the ground

"wow that donkey is hung like a horse"

by cynical satan November 22, 2003

donker

A nice looking female rear end.

Man...she's got a donker.

by rkbocage October 10, 2003

donker

noun. A person who combines stupidity with a general air of arrogance, lack of propriety and a general low level of talent in anything they think they are good at.

"Sam, If you are going to cut and paste other peoples work onto your blog then everyone will know you are a donker."

by Uncle Chipsy March 25, 2008

Donker

A Donker is a meat donut

this is a donut made entirely out of meat

they were popularized in the book April Morning

Little Boy:Mom What did you make for breakfast?
Mom:I made donkers!
Dad:I made that last night(looks at mom)

by His Royal Dudeness December 9, 2008

Donker

after receiving a really good blow job, grab the base of the penis and flap it so that the head of the penis hits her in the forehead.

After receiving some of the best oral sex in his life, Al gave his girlfriend a donker, just to say thank you.

by scheckeroo July 30, 2008

dinky donker

When a man attempts to enter a woman's vagina with a flaccid penis and fails.

I wanted so badly to have sex with her, but sadly all I could give her was a dinky donker .

by LilAngelFck November 3, 2015