dolt 

To stick a precision screwdriver into the tip of the penis.

DoOd!!!! I just dolted and it was awesome!!!!! And now i cant make bAbIes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dolt by Anonymouses666999 March 17, 2009

Dolt 

Austin Struve

Dolt

Dolt by Nic cock September 26, 2020

dolt 

Someone who doesn't get unrequited love when it happens.

You're intellectually gifted, but you're a dolt for not picking up signals.

dolt by Ereck Flowers October 28, 2014

dolt 

A retard, who laughs kinda stupid, or makes common mistakes upon acting. Also can screw up while doing simple tasks. Another word for "Dork", or "doink".

Alex is a dolt because he always gets busted by police on Vice City. Brandon can be a dolt like that time he broke my window.

dolt by Matt61 February 23, 2008

dolt 

A mental retard who is clueless not only about current events, but also has the IQ level of a rock; aka tosha

a stupid dolt

dolt by tohsa October 30, 2008

dolt 

flatulance from the penis.

Ted dolted and the entire room smelt like a sour sandwich.

dolt by LangfordMan February 12, 2013

Dolt 

A human BEing looking for meaning to their life, explanation of why things happen in our world, and a reason for waking up everyday with excitement to the possibilities that lay before us.

Tim you are such a dolt asking those silly questions.

Dolt by The LEO April 25, 2008