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Donked

Also "donked up", Something is donked if it has been destroyed, damaged beyond repair, made moot, "totaled" in the context of automobiles, etc. If someone "donked it up", they messed up/screwed up/were responsible for the thing having become/having been donked. Originally from the tv program Adventure Time, which is known for its original internal slang.
Finn, you donked up my photos!
by BriftBlue May 26, 2018
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doinkenstine

i dont think she really wants him, he walks around in a doped-out daze half the time, I think hes just her doinkenstine.
by bigtimedoinkenstine May 4, 2008
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Double doinkered

When a man and a woman (wearing a strap on) penetrate another man at the same time.
Jerry went to help Red and did not expect to get a rhino punch from her while he was getting double doinkered.
by Hammerhead250 November 8, 2020
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Donked Up

Mistake, another way to say messed up. Generally a simple mistake that can or will lead to a greater error. Associated with problems that can take a while to figure out. Including homework, research, art, anything with a challenging and everything in-between.
I really donked up my homework, I thought Hydrogen had two electrons when it really had one. I wish my teacher had pointed out my simple mistake earlier instead of handing me back my paper marked up with highlighted errors. D:
by Fltterflutter June 7, 2014
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Double doinker dick

When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once
“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”
by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019
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Daddy Doinker

A human being of the male species who is blessed with a penis of any size who uses this penis while erectile to insert it inside of his father engaging in gay anal sex play.
Dude! My twin sister’s brother is a daddy doinker!
by Big J the Philosopher January 23, 2022
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Doinker

The result of rolling oneself into a blanket, simulating a human burrito; commonly practiced by children and abnormally small adults.
I never knew making doinkers with Priscilla could be so much fun!
by Da Punkin October 8, 2016
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