Dodgers

1The forever inferior team to the S.F. Giants that will terribly lose in 2005, and Gagne will choke on a pretzel and die. Fuck the blue and white!! (yankees suck ass too);2 a faggot
1. Giants 20 Dodgers 0 (winning pitcher: schmitd with a perfect game)
2. Go float on rainbows, hug trees, and sodomize eachother you dodgers!!
by KDIZZO March 13, 2005
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Dodger

"We need a loaf of dodger" or "get a bit of dodger into you son"
by RyanSmith February 01, 2009
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Dodger

A person with far less than perfect mental and / or motor ability, usually caused by consuming street level pharmaceuticals all weekend.
by George W May 06, 2005
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Dodgered

The act of being victimized by an overzealous sports fan; to be beaten by a fan of baseball.
He was dodgered in the parking lot after the game.
by Instant Automatic August 12, 2011
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Dodgers

The most awesome franchise of all of sports. Granted, they have had some hard luck over the years, but their time to rule the baseball world will come soon! The Giants and Padres , on the other hand, chow down on quiche and cock. All their fans can kiss a dick and die sucking on them! The Red Sox and Yankees suck balls, too! (Who cares if the Red Cox won the WS, they still suck. I wouldn't be suprised if they cheated, like the New England Patriots!
Who is the best baseball franchise in the WORLD?

Da-DODGERS!
by jman73089 November 18, 2007
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dodger

n. any individual who performs fellatio on a male without committing fully to the process and s/he makes their escape just as the climax is reached.

Instead of spitting, swallowing, or wearing, the dodger makes a break for it in order to avoid the impending deluge.
Moses was enjoying the BJ, however, Frank was a dodger and ran for cover as soon as the money shot was launched.
by Team Craypas January 17, 2008
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Shag Dodger

A person who avoids their obligations in the bedroom (or any other place where sex can be expected to happen)..
Drex was most put out at the expectation that he should shaft Big Lady after she had made him another fine meal..

All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..
by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014
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