dockers

An afl team experiencing currently in white hot form. most commonly known as the underachiever, finally "kicking ass" in the league but still receiving feeble negative comments from supporters of rival homosexual club the west coast eagles, such as "eagles are better cos we won the premiership 12 years ago".....need i say more

"man what was the team who just belted the eagles by 10 goals?"
"ohh that was the dockers, there fucking awesome"

by mr bruce September 4, 2006

Docker

alternative to townie. people who wear fake bright yellow burberry, helly hansen, kickers etc

'look at those fuckin dockers'

by bade July 24, 2003

Docker

An insulting term or slang to use against one who rips valuable socks, usually Nike Elites.

You see those guys elites?
Yeah, he's a total docker.

by kingrondo9 December 29, 2014

Docker

some one who partakes in docking on a regulr basis! usually on a saturday night!
famous for the phrase 'once you dock you just cant stop'

john - what you been upto???
Adam - went for a spliff and a night of heavy docking! once you dock you just cant stop!
john - your a proper docker you!

by the mighty ring master March 31, 2009

Cocker Docker

A large floppy-like penis

Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker

by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

scrotum docker

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!

( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.

by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011

docker's nod

Scouse for a head butt

Our kid gave soft lad over there a docker's nod

by notquitepatrick May 7, 2014