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Poo Dobber

The lock of bum hair that surrounds the anus that when taking a shit becomes spackled with poo paste, making wiping a blivet of a situation. Poo paste is then dobbed onto the toilet paper during wiping, much like applying Kiwi to your leather boots.
Man, I hate mudbutt! I've been wiping my poo dobber for hours!
by Blivet Spill April 1, 2009
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dobber

A Glasgow term for a dick head or in general just a stupid cunt.
See u, I'll punh ur cunt in ya fukin dobber.
by bettadayz October 18, 2015
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dobby

Have you seen dobby he's so hot.
by hugepersonn December 8, 2020
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robby dobby

When one wakes in the morning with a huge erect penis and a painful hang over while at hunting camp.
Dang man, I was all Robby Dobby this morning. I had to piss doings hand stand!
by ballzachemerson December 14, 2016
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Fooble Dobber

A Fooble Dobber is when ones very large pp is inside out causing it to be a very large vahooch.
Whore: hey U see that dude
Slut:*opens stanky legs* yuh what about him
Whore: I totally slept wit him and he had a Fooble Dobber
Slut: No way must've been huge
by QwErTyBeNcH April 28, 2020
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dibbly dobbly

Somewhat derogatory cricket slang for a medium or slow-medium pace bowler.

Quick as possible explanation for Americans unfamiliar with cricket:

Bowling in cricket is like pitching in baseball, except you run in and bowl overarm with a straight arm. You have to make the ball bounce. The bowler is trying to make the batter hit a catch to a fielder, or knock over the stumps (3 wooden poles) behind the batter. The distance between them is 22 yards.

There are generally 2 types of bowler: fast, pace or quick bowlers who run in as fast as they can and bowl the ball straight. International-level players bowl at 85-95mph. Spin bowlers use the fingers or the wrist to put spin on the ball and make it change direction after it bounces. Usually bowl at 50-55mph.

Then there are the "medium" bowlers, who generally combine the disadvantages of both (not as fast as the pace bowlers, but there is also no spin on the ball). They are essentially slower versions of the pace bowlers - 65-75mph.

Dibbly-dobblers can sometimes be useful if they are accurate, but are usually good for smacking all over the field. They are often used as a gamble which quite often backfires, hence the name.
In the 1992 World Cup, New Zealand used a trio of medium pacers, Rod Latham, Gavin Larsen and Chris Harris who were jokingly referred to as Dibbly Dobbly and Wobbly.
by Choda Boy 57 August 22, 2006
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Dobbying

When a boy/girl under 18 is given an article of clothing as a present, and they yell at the top of their lungs: "Master has presented Dobby with (article of clothing), Dobby is free!!!" After the cry is yelled, the boy/girl proceeds to freak out. Often used during christmas when underwear or ugly sweaters are recieved and the "Dobby" in the situation does not like it.
Mom: Happy Birthday Jonathan!!!, Here is your gift!
Jon:* Violently opens present to find a pair of socks.* M- master has Presented Dobby with socks, Dobby is freee!

*strips down to wife beater and proceeds to run out of the house
Mom: Fuck. He's Dobbying again. SON, STOP DOBBYING!! I'LL GET YOU MONEY!!!
by The Free Elf June 10, 2013
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