Dirty Soap Dispenser

When ejaculated in the participant's anus tell them to Bend over (rub hands together) wait till the load comes out like soap & rub it in like you're washing your hands with soap.

I gave her the dirty soap dispenser then I dried my hands off using her face.

by @HotSaucePapi April 9, 2015

Facial Dispenser

A working Penis

She kept going to the salon and paying for expensive facials, when she knew she could use my Facial Dispenser any time she wanted, free of charge.

by hsquad71 April 1, 2004

Arts Degree Dispenser

A toilet roll holder. Highlights that the only use for an arts degree is to wipe your bum with it.

Guy after big dump: ugh, no, the arts degree dispenser's empty! *rummages thru bag for scrap paper* I hope my actual arts degree is in here.

by HimOfTheSouth September 24, 2011

ballerina food dispenser

Ballerina AKA Stripper

Ballet AKA Strip Club
ballerina food dispenser AKA ATM

me: Hey guys wanna go see the Ballerinas do a midnight show at the pink pony! ?

guys: yeah but I gotta hit up the ballerina food dispenser before..

me: fa sho! me too... lets do it.

by DJ SMG October 14, 2011

lube dispenser

A slang term for a woman's vagina. Made popular by the Anal only lifestyle group.

Marissa loves it when I go straight to anal sex without touching her pussy first. She gets so horny that her pussy becomes a literal Lube Dispenser that keeps her asshole nice and wet.

by Shady@Best July 3, 2017

Juice Dispenser

The non-binary term for a person’ genitals, inspired by a trans woman and the Patrice Roberts song “splash”

If you don’t want to specify whether you’re talking about a penis or a vagina you can say juice dispenser.
They have an amazing juice dispenser
You want a taste of my sweet sweet juices?
Want to sample the juices?

by Transgrlfransman January 5, 2022

Pez Dispenser

An antisemite who believes the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" is an authentic document.

I was talking to my friend about politics and it came up that he believes our government is run by aliens... then he started quoting this old medieval hoax at me. Turns out he's a total pez dispenser!

by Zosmos September 19, 2020