Disorienteated 

Having breasts that are uneven, lopsided, or otherwise not symmetrical.

Hey, one of her boobs is bigger than the other. I guess you could say she's 'disorienteated!'

Disorienteated by johnxtampa January 18, 2009

disordinated 

Misshapen, out of place, bizarre and random.

You're so disordinated.

disordinated by Mouse1012 January 2, 2015