Crohn's Disease is a chronic inflammatory disease of the intestines. The symptoms I have experienced: pain in my stomach that feels like stabbing, losing my appetite for weeks, constipation, and basically just constantly feeling like fuck. It's an awful disease, and I have had to go to the doctor ALL the fucking time. Besides the couple months the doctor put me on steroids to calm the inflammation, I have felt pain every single day at one point or another...
Bob: "JEEZ, your stomach sounds like Chewbaka! You must be hungry!"
Jane: "No, im actually not hungry, it's just my Crohn's Disease."
Jane: "No, im actually not hungry, it's just my Crohn's Disease."
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A very rare, serious, and extremely contagious STD caused by coming in contact with the genitalia(s) of someone already infected.
Symptoms of the disease include a hunched back due to the spinal cord being replaced by a flaccid penis, and a protrusion that looks similar to an Adam's Apple, but is actually a penis growing in the throat.
If the infected person touches themselves on another part of their body after touching their infected genitalia, that part therefore becomes infected, causing a new penis to grow. Serious reported cases include a number of penises ranging from 3-5 on the infected person's body.
Size varies due to the amount of contact made to the infected area. Penis growth/size can range from 1 inch wonders to 13 inches in the largest reported case.
The only cure for Stanek's Disease is to have all of the penises surgically removed, but the disease cannot be fully eradicated. Removing the penises can sometimes cause 2 more to grow back in their place.
Stanek's Disease is a rapidly spreading epidemic. Please, if you think you may be infected, contact a doctor immediately.
Symptoms of the disease include a hunched back due to the spinal cord being replaced by a flaccid penis, and a protrusion that looks similar to an Adam's Apple, but is actually a penis growing in the throat.
If the infected person touches themselves on another part of their body after touching their infected genitalia, that part therefore becomes infected, causing a new penis to grow. Serious reported cases include a number of penises ranging from 3-5 on the infected person's body.
Size varies due to the amount of contact made to the infected area. Penis growth/size can range from 1 inch wonders to 13 inches in the largest reported case.
The only cure for Stanek's Disease is to have all of the penises surgically removed, but the disease cannot be fully eradicated. Removing the penises can sometimes cause 2 more to grow back in their place.
Stanek's Disease is a rapidly spreading epidemic. Please, if you think you may be infected, contact a doctor immediately.
Person 1: Dude, I heard that girl over there has Stanek's Disease.
Person 2: Shit, man, I don't want another dick!"
Person 1: Let's get the fuck outta here!"
Person 2: Shit, man, I don't want another dick!"
Person 1: Let's get the fuck outta here!"
by Dr. Galli January 7, 2011
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"The unsuspecting tourist ingested some bad water and was stricken with a severe case of Fotovat's disease."
by Hwhite Bol December 27, 2009
Get the Fotovat's Disease mug.Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness
Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that guy's hair?!
Person B: Oh shit....
Person A: What?! what is it...
Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!
Person B: Oh shit....
Person A: What?! what is it...
Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!
by thebollockboy November 2, 2012
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