vaginal disfunction

when one's vagina has been penetrated so much that it can no longer be pleasured even by the largest of cylindrical or other shaped objects, they are said to have a "vaginal disfunction"

hello? 911? my friend sabina has a vaginal disfunction

by Yergen January 16, 2007

Erectile disfunction

When your dick can't get hard no more

My dick can't get hard man. I must have erectile disfunction

by Nice cock234 July 4, 2020

penile disfunction

Lacking the ability to get an erect penis.

Damn, I'm going to need some viagra for my penile disfunction!

by MUG March 7, 2004

Errectile Disfunction

A Errectile Disfunction is the opposite to a Errectile Malfunction where you have a errection and you see or think of something and it immeditaly makes your errection go away or it is where something is so discusting it completely turns you off.
Most common causes of Errectile Disfunction (for chris jacklin):

1.the drip
2.Terry
3.Resting hot cups of tea on crotch
4.Gays
5.Errectile Abuse

"the drip touched me i have Errectile Disfunction now"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

Handstantile Disfunction

Inability to do a handstand. Unable to get it up, your body that is.

Handstantile Disfunction is like erectile disfunction, but nothing like erectile disfunction.

by WIll Jablowme January 21, 2009

disfunctional potato

Someone who is as disfunctional as a potato

Stop being disfunctional potato and get your act together

by Weevobeevo February 25, 2021

Erectile Disfunction

Erectile dysfunction is a common problem where a man finds it hard to get or keep an erection.

Doctor:I have some bad news for you sir.
Male patient: Yes?
Doctor: you appear to be suffering from erectile disfunction

Male patient: Oh No

(this can only happen if you have a Willy)

by Juanita Green October 13, 2021