If you add @vortec02 on Snapchat you will see a video of him chugging a beer standing on a bar while everyone says, “ Dirty Mike, Dirty Mike”
by The Dirty Mike June 23, 2021
A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-
5 times a year.
If you ever hear him say,
"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"
He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
5 times a year.
If you ever hear him say,
"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"
He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."
by Not a Shitter69 April 14, 2021
Dirty Mike is when a guy after reaching climax from masturbating shoots a load in his hand and then proceeds to taste or eat his own cum. These men are typically alone and have homosexual tendencies also tend to frequent gloryholes where they service other men.
by Wordwizard32 May 18, 2019
A group of homeless men in New York City who break into a car and have an orgy, also known as a Soup Kitchen.
They leave a note: "Thanks for the F-Shack. -Dirty Mike and the Boyz". Generally leave used condoms in the seats.
They leave a note: "Thanks for the F-Shack. -Dirty Mike and the Boyz". Generally leave used condoms in the seats.
by Dirty Mike359 January 14, 2011
by Mikeybikey69 January 03, 2020
smearing shit out of your own ass on your face and then going balls deep in the nearest gay man while screaming: i love huge black cock with pearly white cum
by john s November 12, 2004
by 69punk May 16, 2016