dirty mike

a young teen who doesnt bathe for a long period of time and is likely to be nicknamed spick in reference of the oder and appearance

the 9 year old was a dirty mike

by vince black June 29, 2006

Dirty Mike

A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-

5 times a year.

If you ever hear him say,

"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"

He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.

"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."

by Not a Shitter69 April 14, 2021

Dirty Mike

Dirty Mike is when a guy after reaching climax from masturbating shoots a load in his hand and then proceeds to taste or eat his own cum. These men are typically alone and have homosexual tendencies also tend to frequent gloryholes where they service other men.

I was so turned on from watching gay porn last night I just had to dirty Mike myself.

by Wordwizard32 May 17, 2019

Dirty Mike

Owner of a petite cock.

Why are you such a dirty mike?

by Kaden1467 June 16, 2016

Dirty mike

The owner of a big fat fucking head

See that kool person over there his a dirty mike dont fuck with his fat head

by Fatheadmike April 3, 2020

Dirty Mike

Spreading the asshole of an individual and filling their colon with Grenadine until it starts leaking out of the anal cavity.

Todrick: I’m in the mood for a drink, but not any of that regular garbage. I need something…special.

Michaelson: Maybe *drops his trousers and grabs his trusty funnel* I could prep you a Dirty Mike~

by TheWordsmith200 March 14, 2026

Dirty Mike

When you get blackout drunk and regain consciousness when your munching box.

"Bro I ripped a Dirty Mike on my cousin last night"

by boxmuncher5000 April 8, 2026