I dirty dicked my girlfriend last night, after i got done fucking some dumb broad in the ass i tottaly fucked her with out washing up first
by Cuddle Bear December 31, 2004
Get the dirty dickingmug. When you and your buddies stop somewhere to pee, "Dirty Dick" is the act of picking up a handful of dirt and tossing it in your buddy's pants before he can zip up.
It is customary to shout, "Dirty Dick!" as you do it... then run like hell.
It is customary to shout, "Dirty Dick!" as you do it... then run like hell.
A few times in my life, I have Dirty Dicked a friend. Hurry up and finish peeing yourself, then grab a handful of dirt. Pick your slowest peeing friend and toss the dirt into his pants as he is finishing up, while shouting, "Dirty Dick!"
by Chaud Caliente August 1, 2012
Get the Dirty Dickmug. by Beanergeuise November 12, 2020
Get the Dirty dickingmug. I was banging Yolanda last night, and we got a little carried away. My shlong slipped out of her kooch and into her browneye. I was dirty dicking her, and it felt pretty damn good.
by Jocko Johnson June 15, 2004
Get the dirty dickingmug. When a guy sleeps or recieves oral sex from a girl who has previously within the last 24 hours had sex with another guy or given another guy oral sex.
"wow i cant believe I hooked up with that totally hot girl."
"Dude that i just slept with that girl 5 hours ago, you totally got dirty dicked."
"Dude that i just slept with that girl 5 hours ago, you totally got dirty dicked."
by HandyJobby July 24, 2009
Get the Dirty dickedmug. A jerk. A creep. A womanizer. A "bad boy". A promiscuous heterosexual man with a penchant for bedding women who are already in committed relationships.
by davidcpuffer April 21, 2022
Get the dirty dick rodneymug. When a man has sex with numerous women without protection and not caring about passing along infections or diseases.
I had sex with Scott on the weekend that had sex with Dawn last weekend now I have his Dirty dick syndrome.
by Meathead MacDonald May 15, 2018
Get the Dirty dick syndromemug.