Dirty David

When a guy wearing a yellow poncho is dying right in front of you and the only thing you can do to save him is give him a rim job.

I was walking down that back alley and I saw the lights going out in this piss stained tramps eyes. I couldn’t see a defibrillator so I rushed over and gave him a Dirty David, perked him up right away.

by Trx791 August 20, 2019

dirty david

when a marine named David decides to power rape you in the buthole. can either be done on a guy or girl

Danny gave me a dirty david last night against my will

by Donald Trumps the best February 22, 2017

dirty davy

When you slap your cock on someone when they try to sell you Avon

Did you see James give a dirty Davy to that Avon worker

by Stuarty and paddy November 20, 2020

Dirty David

A male that does not properly clean the head of his penis or his foreskin causing a small fungi to grow. The fungi looks like peppercorn at first but then quickly covers the head of the penis. It is black and cracked up like the grand canyon. If you look beneath each crack you could see the pinkish color that is the inner meat of the penis.

Man, my uncle Tomas showed me his penis at church today...my uncle is a real Dirty David!

by Big Booty Business April 25, 2017

dirty dave

Double shot of whiskey, shot of vodka and shotgun a beer... The cheaper the better.

After that dirty dave i was able to bang that ugly slut.

by Cuddles025 August 17, 2008

Dirty David

When you have a sexual attraction to your cat and find out that cats won’t lick off peanut butter like dogs do

The cat just got out of the shelter, but he was being a dirty David anyways

by RandomJap November 30, 2020

Dirty Dave

That one kid in your school, workplace, or town who is constantly jacking off and doesn't care who knows. His life revolves around the art of arousal and reluctantly refuses to hang with his friends and instead practices his stamina in bed.

Wheres David?

He said he couldn't make it.

What a Dirty Dave!

Seriously, it's like the third weekend in a row!

by rhdallas April 30, 2011