Daptard

A mild insult. Mixture of 'Dapper' and 'Retard'

Jim: I slipped on a banana skin today, y'know, like they do on cartoons?? It was SOOOO funny!!!
Bob: You daptard.

by Shigglee March 21, 2009

diltard

A person who is so stupid that they are both a dildo and a retard. Used in extreme anger towards someone. Originated in Baltimore when i was getting mad at someone for being an idiot.

Thomas is such a diltard. He wiped his ass with my project because he couldn't find toilet paper.

by ravensdude June 12, 2010

Distard

An obsesive Disney fan who will cry, bitch, moan, complain, etc. if someone says Disney sucks. A Distard is like a combanation of a twitard and a Teenyboper. They are extremly anoying and will use it to their advantage

Distard: NICK JONAS IS HAWT.

Normal Person: How is he hot, he can't sing, act, dance, etc.

Distard: WELL DISNEY IS LIKE SUPER KOOL!

Normal Person: uggghhhh!!

by Zero94 October 6, 2010

Dietard

An umbrella term for people with dietary allergies or other issues.

Instead of having to say "I don't know where we should go for dinner because Tony is a glutard, Bronwyn is a lactard and Michelle is vegan", you can say "I don't know where to go for dinner because we have a few dietards coming".

I don't know where to go for dinner because we have a few dietards coming

by PierceBlot September 5, 2014

dimtard

a portmanteu of dimwit and retard used to insult people.

dude 1: omg i are t3h pwn this nub
dude 2: you dimtard, your score's 2-12

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

dipward

a country nigga that likes dip; a common meme used with a character in the popular children’s show, SpongeBob.

Look at those dipwards smoking that dip

by thick negro March 2, 2018

Diptird

When someone is so retarded that you can't call them retarded because it's a mean word.

Yo Diptird get out of my seat

by 8==========} September 12, 2018