dinkdodger

A chick that is one step above a cocktease.

Unlike The cocktease, who won't put out and never gets naked, but flirts and teases to lead you on, the dinkdodger will go all the way , clothes off and even gets in bed, but as soon as it's go time, She does everything she can think of to avoid your dink. hence the name dinkdodger.

"Dude, I got blueballs from Roxy Harlott again! Every time I went to put it in something came up. First she had to pee, then her purse was in the way and I got tangled in the straps, then her best friend called with an emergency and she had to talk to her for 20 min and I got soft. Then we fooled around I was ready, but when I finally touched her with the tip, she remembered her grandma's visiting hours were almost over and needed a ride to the hospital! At least she gave me head on the way, sux that we were at the hospital before she finished!'

"Dude, she's a straight up dinkdodger"!

by Roxy Perverta Harlott January 13, 2020

DinkDonk

A popular twitch emote from the site BTTV. It depicts a character using a bell.

wake up strimmer DinkDonk

by big man yoof January 11, 2022

Dinkdonker

A person of limited mental capacity who wanders through life oblivious to most items of common knowledge and standards of adequate personal hygiene. In spite of their significant cognitive deficiencies and general inability for critical thinking, these people often display an unjustified level of confidence in their own opinions.

“Listen Dinkdonker...I realize that you have your Grade 8 and are considered the Shake-n-Bake expert down at the housing, but that doesn’t also make you an expert in Constitutional Law and geopolitics.”

by The Gaped Ape May 15, 2020

Dinkdoinkers

Dudes that put there dinks together

Buddy 1: guess what I just day in the park?

Buddy 2: let me guess, 2 dudes being dinkdoinkers behind a bush
Buddy 1: you got it

by Super Sal 3.0 November 23, 2018