dingleberries

those horrible little bits of shit that get left on your asshair if you don't wipe properly, yummy :)

'i was in the shower when i noticed lots of little dingleberries up my crack, must not be wiping properly'

by hickers January 29, 2008

dingleberries

Pieces of shit varying in size that get caught in the hairs of the ass hole. Often known to cause skid marks.

These damn dingleberries gave me skid marks again!

by DD36 August 7, 2007

dingleberries

An alternative name for BlackBerry's, especially when used by addicts.

That asshole kept playing with his dingleberry when I was talking with him.

by Zippy929 May 17, 2005

dingleberries

balls of shit hanging from a sheep's ass fur (wool...whatever)

damn...but ewe's cute, but you know, t those dingleberries will show up tomorrow on my shorts when i finally get to Miss Kity's...and she has a rule about animals

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

dingleberries

Things that hang off ur ass after u shit

Heffernan has dingleberries on his anus

by Mike Masse June 11, 2006

dingleberries

The tassle-like fringed leather accoutrements seen hanging from the ends of some motorcycle hand grips/levers. They are not a factory item, but instead added by some riders to convey some sort of image (possibly the 'mean outlaw biker image', or maybe just their fondness of the days when they rode 'big wheels').

I don't know how Gus can ride his motorcycle with those dingleberries slappin' him in the face as he heads down the road.

by The Mighty Hunky September 2, 2010

dingleberries

Are dried up pieces of poo that are stuck in your ass hair.

To remove: soak and pull (they hurt to pull on if they're dry)

It gives me a huge-ass boner when my grandma spreads her ass for me to suck on her dingleberries and then pull them out with my teeth. I like the chew them for a long time before I swallow.

by db October 10, 2004