Diner Ass

The flat, fat, long shaped ass on all waitresses that work at diners.

Tom: Yo, that girl you left with last night was hot. What happened? Did you seal the deal.

Joe: Hell yeah.

Tom: How'd she look naked?

Joe: Pretty good, until she took her pants off and her diner ass was in full effect.

by J.Rahlo September 24, 2009

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diner lurking

The act of lurking in a diner, fast food joint, or just restaurants in general in hopes of getting leftovers from other people’s plates.

After the meal at Denny’s we went diner lurking and got some fucking killer nachos.

by 4timesover November 12, 2017

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Diner Wet Wipe

When you clean your hands at a restaurant by rubbing the condensation off of your glass and then wiping your hands clean with a napkin. This maneuver is most commonly used at diners where the bathroom is so filthy that using the sink leaves you less sanitary than when you walked in.

"Hey man, do you need to wash your hands before we leave? You had a lot of those wings"

"Nah, that bathroom looks like the inside of a silver back gorilla's anus, I'll just use the Diner Wet Wipe"

by SultanofFez January 7, 2019

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diner whore

1. Servers at the Lake Effect Diner in Buffalo, NY. Known for their tendancy to have sex with real winners.(see Andrew: Texas Ranger)

2. Waitresses that are really friendly and flirtacious in pursuit of tips.

1. "Don't fuck any of the diner whores. They all fucked Alex."

2. "I gave that diner whore a 200% tip and all she gave me was a some girl Jenna's phone number"

by King of the Diner Whores December 12, 2006

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