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dillhole

1. An individual lacking intelligence, people skills, compassion, and a human soul.
2. A dough head.
My boss Peter is a dillhole. Even other dillholes look at him and say "What a dillhole!"
by Uncle Matty July 25, 2004
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1. The urinary meatus; The pee-hole.
The bitter end of the human urinary tract.

2. A person not acting according to your likes.
1. Had to go see the doctor this morning, as it burned so badly when I urinated I learned a new dance.

2. Joe! Pass the ketchup and stop being a dillhole.
by ButtFuzz December 31, 2013
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that dilhole just blew me off!
by yourrealname123456789 October 30, 2009
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someone who is totally useless at everything. Essentially the same as a "Bungmunch." Someone totally worthless.
"That guy is the biggest dillhole I've ever known. His mama even thinks he sucks."
by A. Cunning Linguist August 21, 2003
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1. a dumbass (see dumbfuck, fuckhead, asswipe) who is constantly bitchy or always late for mundane shit.

2. a hole in a dill (what the fuck is a dill.)
My friend is a fucking dillhole.
by Bud Wise May 19, 2004
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a softened term for an irrational, unbalanced, and possibly dangerous person who meddles in the business of and annoys those around him/her.
"That Aaron Conner hacked my site because I met a new guy. He's such a dillhole!"
by Auslander2 November 9, 2008
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1) n. Paul aka. Blue Tooth™, Black Dot™, Asshole™, Challenger of Sauron™; Lord of the Sweep™

2) n. The essence of that which is too full of himself to see that which is his worth, thus remaining a worthless stain upon the world, allowed to live thanks to out-dated Puritanical laws that prohibit stamping out festering diseases at the root before they breed more inexcusable chaos and disruption upon this sorry world; a waste of life.

3) n. An aborted fetus that keeps on living, keeper of the Master Reset Button™; a worthless fuck.

4) n. A cocksucking, mouth-breathing faggot who, in an attempt to get laid, becomes a Baptist bible-thumper, stops hanging out with everyone, still doesn't get laid, yet acts like he's better than you for it, wipes hard drive of all "dirty stuff" in an act which truly defines dillhole.

5) n. A load that should have been swallowed, thrown up into a gay's ass and farted against the back of the offending load receptacle's throat, to be swallowed again and shat into oblivion; paul.

6) n. The hole at the end of a penis; paul; paul's head, paul's black dot at the top of his head.

7) n. A drooling, teeth-sweeping simpleton who's lack of existential value causes the brains of those surrounding to throb with pain, the only therapy being averting the eyes and ears; talking loud or playing loud music in order to dull the abysmal clatter; white trash; a living piece of shit; fucker.

8) n. a yuck-mouthed, water-head baby that is pushed through the system with a shaved head, one of their two front teeth being grayish blue, a permanent black dot at the top of their head which acts as a Master Reset Button™, pictures of body builders on bedroom mirrors, bath salts, excessive cooking and plant-growing as major hobbies, the unmitigated gall to suck spit through their crooked shark teeth around people of social standing and worth - also known as teeth sweeping; a fuck-faced buffoon.
JFC, STFU Paul, you're such a goddamn dillhole....such a goddamn dillhole.
by infiniti July 29, 2008
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