Diet

relatively new phrase added onto major food and beverage products which is synonymous to:

loaded chock full of splenda and impossible to consume because of horrible aftertaste, will make you want more of something that isn't good for you in the first place.

or

foods and beverages whose chief component is air.

diet rice cakes

by C fua September 4, 2010

No Diet

A UK drill song that is constantly overplayed by wannabe roadmen

person 1: do you like no diet
person 2: no

by disciples_of_tesco October 4, 2019

DIEt

When you diet too hard that instead of losing weight you lose consciousness and eventually die due to lack of nutrients in your body. So when you die they will say the reason of death they just make up random shit because you're not skinny but still the same weight as before you started DIEting.

Doctor: He died because of a heart attack
Reality:Nigga u lying he just DIEted

by AlphaWarhead December 7, 2018

Diet

The word that is used in substitution of gym. Used when lying to yourself or others about weight loss.

Bro 1: I should lose weight for summer maaaan.
Bro 2: Yeah, join the gym with me!
Bro 1: Nah, my schedule is pretty busy. I think I'll just diet.

by wiinotfit October 12, 2011

Diet

adj., substandard,weak; generally used to denote tedious, unimaginative generic tat. 2) also used to define more general nouns.

1) Do you like Coldplay?
No, I think of them as Diet Radiohead.
2) Have you been to Portugal?
That's Diet Spain.

by Nick Cherkas January 2, 2004

dieting

Dieting is going on a diet. It can lead to frustration, loneliness, and also failure.

Don't even try. I wouldn't recommend.

''I'm gonna go dieting!.''

by Tilde Cakelover August 13, 2015

Diet

Stuff that White Girls say they're gonna do but instead make up some bullshit excuse.

Boyfriend: Hey baby hows your diet going

Girlfriend: Oh, No today is my cheat day

Boyfriend: But you said yesterday was your cheat day

Girlfriend: OHHHHH Yeah. Sorry I "Forgot"

by E Dwag Loom March 23, 2016