Diddle Dick

When someone cums after only two strokes.

He has a fucking diddle dick, it's dissapointing as fuck.

by Wantsomefuck? December 30, 2016

diddlewink

verb: when you laugh so hard that a tiny amount of urine escapes, but not quite enough to be considered peeing your pants/wetting yourself.

Person 1: that joke was SO funny!
person 2: did you diddlewink?
Peron 1: yea, THAT funny.

by Mugaloogs April 29, 2010

fiddledick

Drilling a series of holes in your penis in order to play the fiddle with it

I was so bored yesterday and i carved me up a fiddledick with my pocketknife

by Digging8inchesdeep December 7, 2006

dingledick

someone who has a small penis growing out of their testacles due to their original shrivle dick which lowers their self asteem and confidence to where they would just shoot themself and piss on their great grandpa's chest

wats up dingledick?

yo dingledick wats hattenin?

by 537dsvg345 July 9, 2009

Diddlebock Suit

An awesomely ugly plaid suit.

I convinced my friend to wear a Diddlebock Suit to the dance.

by kinura January 11, 2008

Diddlefuck

A man who fucks around a lot. A man who diddles around. A man who gets blackout drunk or drugged up and does things to ruin his life. A man named Tyler Parton.

Wow what a diddlefuck he just drove drunk and wrecked his car!

by cindyrella24 November 19, 2016

Fiddledicked

Fiddledicked is when you get turned around and get sucked off very very painfully, all the while the person who is sucking you off's homies start beating the shit out of you.

Guys, get ready, we're about to Fiddledicked that bitch real hard.

by Biggfoot=Furry November 20, 2018