Dickweed

Like a dickwad, only thinner.
by PearlFly March 14, 2013
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Dickweed

A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.
Look at all that Dickweed! Ut oh, they planted it to close to the Pussy Willows!!
by Garym79 February 03, 2007
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Dickweed

An autocorrect for 'dickhead' but an arguably better word. Has the same desired effect of the aforementioned term, particularly when used in conversation with others such as with one's friends or girlfriend or dog.
by wannabeedgysidehoe123 May 26, 2020
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Dickweed

What kinda weed is dis?”
“Dickweed”
by Dickweed63748 December 02, 2019
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Dickweed

A slightly comical insult (used for guys) to be used when:

1) they tell you you're being emotional.
2) they're not paying attention to you.
3) they can't keep a secret.
4) they try to fart on you.
(aka, they just be themselves)
"You still talking to him?"
"Me? No, he's a fucking dickweed."
by MikeNessMonster April 30, 2007
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dickweed

an ego stroking ass wipe who gives waiters a hard time and who doesn't tip
you are a big dickweed
by Kona2002 March 06, 2008
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dickweed

a person (mainly guy) who is rude, annoying, a liar, or a man-whore
"Travis and Joe are suck dickweeds"!
by thehashslingingslasher August 01, 2014
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