by Hannah Shoesmith October 18, 2008
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Hey, have you seen Little Dee lately?
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker
by UMadDavis? October 14, 2014
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A person with special face and mouth structure. Once you suck more than 5 dicks, your mouth will adapt itself into the Dickwasher form. They can be spotted easily at the first glance.
They usually have clear facial features, lips, and have a more open mouth than usual when speaking.
They usually have clear facial features, lips, and have a more open mouth than usual when speaking.
Bro 1: Dude check that qt
Bro 2: Dude hol up, look at her face
Bro 1: Oh shit, she's a total Dickwasher bruh
Bro 2: Dude hol up, look at her face
Bro 1: Oh shit, she's a total Dickwasher bruh
by HrisnyAndilek November 2, 2019
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dickwalter- shut the hell up dickwalter go get them yellow pair of runnin shoes, she'd b everything u need, if she let u do the alabama hot pocket. 2- banging his cousin counts as a good lay in the sticks
by JMR33 July 11, 2011
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Guy 2: Yea.. She made me lose this tight little piece ass I was working on.. She straight dickhacking!!
Guy 2: Yea.. She made me lose this tight little piece ass I was working on.. She straight dickhacking!!
by Tampa Nigha November 16, 2009
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"Hey did that Davis guy ever finish his story?"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"
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