dinkweed

syn. "fucktard" also known as a fucking nutbag idiot

Stop being a fucking dinkweed

by lusciouslips December 12, 2008

dickweed spot

The 2nd to last or last spot on a top friends space on MySpace. It's considered the dickweed spot because the person likes you enough to put them on their top, but not enough to put you at one of those two spots.

There are only dickweed spots on top 12s, 16s, 20s, and 24s.

Desperate MySpacer: JUST PUT ME ON YOUR TOP! PLEASE!

Average MySpacer: FINE! But you gettin' the dickweed spot!

Desperate MySpacer: Ok...

by Ballantine April 12, 2007

dickted

pronounced dik-tid

-adjective
usually describes a woman who is "addicted" to having sex with a certain man due to his expertise in sexual activity.

Woman 1: "Girl you need to leave Tyrone alone. He ain't no good."

Woman 2: "Girl I can't leave him. He too good in bed. He got me dickted."

by KewTy January 2, 2010

Dickweeding

The removal process of the Dickweeds from social media so to heal your brain and eyes from the unbelievable dumb.

FRIEND: What are you up to on this glorious day?

Me: Oh me? I've been busing Dickweeding all day!

by Funny ones September 23, 2016

Professor Dickweed

A retarded ass hole that thinks he knows everything about everything.

John: God damn it, I can't deal with Sam in history, he's such a professor dickweed.

Allen: I know, what a douche.

by Petard the Retard October 12, 2009

Dicktree

A word used to insult those who are so incredably uncool as to ressemble a tree made of dick.

Asian: "Yaow, I got A++ this assignment with barely even try! Time to play laptop with my exchange parents! ^^ "

White d00d: "Shut the fuck up dicktree!"

by Jordan September 29, 2004

dirtweed

Poor quality marijuana often containing an abundance of seeds and stems

'I don't want no dirtweed, give me the columbian red or the alabama kush.'

by Ortolan May 5, 2010