dicktionary

To have a defention on your penis.

dude will you lick the ink off my dicktionary

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005

dicktionary

A cool dictionary full of shit that you can never find in any dictionary.

kid: mom, what does 'Cleveland steamer' mean?
mom: i dont know where did you hear that?
kid: my teacher said she had one but she never told us what it was.
mom: did you check the dictionary for that?
kid: yea but I couldnt find any entry
mom: Check the dicKtionary, I am sure you will find the meaning... enjoy :)
kid: ok mom, thanks

by imara12 January 10, 2009

Dicktionary

This is the term given to any dictionary that is usually only read by assholes. Very popular in Congress.

Look, there's that Congressman reading the dicktionary again. He's always got his nose in that.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Dicktionary

Someone who uses lesser-known words straight out of a dictionary as to impress others, but comes off as a dick.

P1: That predial bird has an emollient song that is often equivocal.

P2: What a dicktionary.

by Autummnnn August 14, 2011

Dicktionary

Its the name you give to a penis which has ultimate knowledge (usually a penis which has penetrated mutlitple different vaginas increasing his knowledge)

Jeff has one great dicktionary

by UkuleleSavage February 26, 2018

dicktionaried

When you find out a word you thought that you invented already exists in the Urban Dictionary.

I invented the terms "judgementalist" and "whale harpooning" only to learn that they were already on urban dictionary forever. I got dicktionaried.

by superduperharder February 13, 2014

Dicktionary

A woman's phone with a lot of guys numbers

Your such a dicktionary

by Here Cum Dat Boi March 3, 2017