dicktionary

a list, sometimes large, made by whores of all of the people they have had inside them and their dick length

crystal: my dicktionary is twenty three pages and ordered by name

brooke: thats it? i have sixty pages ordered by size and pictures included

by Futanaria July 26, 2010

dicktionary

A dick who talks their mouth off and acts like they know everything, but nobody understands what their saying because everybody gets pissed on by what their saying.

Dicktionary: "SHUT UP FOOL!!! YOU SUCK LIKE A VACUUM CLEANUH!! YOUR TRIPPIN ALL DA WAY DOWN DA STAIRS SUCKA!!"

Normal Person: (too mad to comprehend everything dat da dicktionary said) "Go back to where you belong, WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO A REAL ASSHOLE.

by Mattnificent aka J.A.L. November 9, 2007

Dicktionary

1.) A dictonary for dirty words.

2.) Urban Dictionary.

Dude, I was checkin' out the dicktionary the other day. Funny shit!

by Wilky Dickens January 28, 2011

Dicktionary

A game in which a woman makes up names for a mans penis in between jerking it off.

Let’s play Dicktionary, daddy!

by Big Pot December 6, 2019

Dicktionary

A male dictionary.

"Hey, man what are you reading there?"
"I'm reading a dicktionary."

by mr cock23 August 2, 2019

Dicktionary

When a person defines a word another person uses to prove them wrong, thus coming off as a dick.

Guy 1: Dude, you're such an ass.
Guy 2: So I'm a strong and persevering person able to carry the burdens of you common men? Thank you!
Guy 1: Way to be a dicktionary.

by ewoody0305 January 27, 2014

dicktionary

A popular term used for dictionaries that do not provide the appropriate definition the user is looking for. But this word is usually only used when such person is in great stress from lack of time and urgent need to find the definition of that word.

"Okay what is an aliuqualia paradox? Let me look in the dictionary."

"Where is that word? God, this dictionary is a dicktionary."

by Notinhandle22291 May 2, 2021