dick swab

someone that is used to swab..or clean..a dick..as in sucking on it to get all the shit off of it..

"yeah baby...lick that shit off..you're such a good dick swab.."

by o0 kinky March 15, 2003

dick swab

when your about to cum, you ejactulate in ones ear then clean it out with your penis.

girl one: did he fuck you in th ear?

girl two: no just the usual dick swab.

by xxchristxx July 25, 2009

Dick Swab

An ugly Chick that slurps the cum off of your cock after the hott chick sucks you off.Only worthless whores or just gnasty bitches that can't get any are dick swabs.Hvae fun with your new phrase boys & girls!

"this Gross bitch is such a whore it makes me sick"
"Yeah,I know,The only thing that bitch is good for is for a dick swab!"

by JGG April 3, 2003

Dick swab

Person with cream coloured fungi on inside of bell end

He's a dick swab

by John Burroughs September 23, 2018

dickswastika

Someone who is being rude or obnoxious.

Or for short dickswas.

Stop being a dickswastika Kyle!

by Hi•dee January 22, 2020

Dickslab

A dickslab happens when you fuck a dick so hard it goes flat. Or when insulting somebody you could say "Imma turn your scrawny ass into a dickslab" aka stomp you flat

Daymmn I turned that dude into a dickslab.

by Runestical September 10, 2021

Dicksabled Room

When you order the handicap hotel room to increase a sexual experience by utilizing all the support bars throughout the room.

I was at the casino and invited this women to my sweet which just happened to be the dicksabled room.

by Thomas Frick August 6, 2025