dick bag

Dick Bag or DickBag.

A big bag of throbbing penes. Offensive term.

Patrick is one of the biggest dick bags that I have ever met.

by Johnny Cunt Dodger October 26, 2006

Nicky Dick Bag

An online entity that usually preys on women and tries to be whitty and clever but fails at all attempts. The Nicky Dick Bag generally derives from the homococksuckulous species.

"Yo bro you see that Nicky Dick Bag getting owned"
"Damn you're such a Nicky Dick Bag"
"Why are you acting lke a Nicky Dick Bag?"

by ManacondaMofo December 31, 2011

shin bashed in the dick bag

The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.

Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

Golden Dick Bag Award

1.Prize for those who achieve the pinnacle of Dickbag status.
2.A Dick Bagwhich has been previously been guilded in award winning fashion.

1.That fucker tripped me harder than I have ever been tripped before! He deserves a Golden Dickbag Award!
2.Look at that Dick Bag! Give that guy a Golden Dick Bag Award.

by Demetrius D. August 3, 2006

dick bagging

While in bed, tucking one's penis and balls in the bedsheet, thus forming a cocoon.

I really wish my husband would stop dick bagging the sheets.

by Nog's Nag September 16, 2016

“Dick Bag”

Word said by a loser who tries to cut in front of people getting on a bus….

So the other day I decided to be a social path and cut in front of the line and then I called someone a “Dick bag” when I was called out..

by UrbanJJ November 19, 2022

dick-in-a-bag

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.

I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!

Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?

by Ohyeseyedid April 19, 2018