dickanus

Someone who is being a 'dick' (as being annoying) and an 'anus' (retard)

That fucking dickanus is pissing me off.
Dickanus!
I've never seen such a bigger dickanus in my life!

by Roxton September 13, 2006

Dickmantizing

To give such good dick to someone they get on one knee and propose or they fall in love with you

Darrien out here dickmantizing females, they falling for him left and right

by Milk_Dud October 31, 2017

Dickpan

To 'dick' somebody over by telling them you will do something, but then trying to find lame excuses so that you don't have to.

Richard said he was going to come watch the basketball game with us, but then he gave us the dickpan and told us he had to eat alone and didn't want to bother with parking.

by Jon, Chris, and Adam February 27, 2006

Dickpatch

A team of two or more guys who, when asked questions either general or specific about those facets of an operation they are entrusted with, respond with snarky comments and poor temperament. Basically they'd rather take every opportunity to crack wise than help get the materials out the door so we can get back to our fucking desks and answer the damned phone.

"Dickpatch, line four!"

by HardLard February 11, 2010

dillpants

Original- Israeli (Kochavi). An undergarment holstering only the finest of dills; infrequently worn, but frequently referred to underwear which maintains sturdiness and uniformity for the most beautifully endowed

"I ain't be wearin' no dillpants!"
"Try an' be fillin' a pair of dillpants like Da KoKo, moopitface!"

by GoGo March 1, 2005

Dickparty

Any social affair with an overabundant, yet manageable and often times still enjoyable amount of male attendees in relation to female numbers.

Note: A party may be dubbed a Dickparty prior to fully commencing, in which case the Dickratio (see Dickratio) is not relevant to the party's Dickparty status.

Dude 1: Welcome to the dickparty.
Dude 2: Thanks
Dude 3: DICKPARTY!

by TheDaggers March 7, 2008

Dickmanship

How well a man can use his dick for pleasure.

1: Last night, she just was not into fucking at all, man. She just wanted me to eat her pussy all night!

2: Dude, you need to work on your Dickmanship, pronto!

1: For the, what the fuck?

2: You know, work on your moves, get some technique down with your pole...

by krho November 3, 2009