The disorder defined by a penis that repeatedly confusing the right and wrong whole during intercourse.
by Pass Check Bot January 28, 2008
Get the dickslexia mug.(n) A disease common to youth under going an intense amount of stress. Symptoms include looking lost, confused, or anxious in over populated areas (classrooms, concerts, large cities, theatres...) Lack of sleep, insomnia, and nightmares.
To test an individual for said causes, one must simply face a mirror while covering the left eye. If the infected person views a reflection of themselves in addition to a corpse version of them, they do in fact have Dilexia and should immediatly seek a medical proffesional.
To test an individual for said causes, one must simply face a mirror while covering the left eye. If the infected person views a reflection of themselves in addition to a corpse version of them, they do in fact have Dilexia and should immediatly seek a medical proffesional.
"Steve is looking quite anxious and lost while walking down the street."
"thats because he has Dilexia"
"Oh that explains everything then, I'm glad you told me"
"thats because he has Dilexia"
"Oh that explains everything then, I'm glad you told me"
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when your mind becomes blank causing you not to react to the stupid antics of your man because his penis is so big and perfect.
Tommy NEVER picks up his clothes off the floor, but luckily his woman has dicknesia and she doesn't rag on him.
by Lady Cupcake September 11, 2009
Get the Dicknesia mug.A straight male's ability to forget the accidental witnessing of his friend's junk, leaving a "scene missing" effect in the chronological progression of his memory.
Jeniffer - I can't believe he just opened the bathroom door on you doing the helicopter dick. Did he see anything?
Paul - Well, in those situations what a man's eyes see and his mind remembers are two different things- it's tramatic dicknesia.
Paul - Well, in those situations what a man's eyes see and his mind remembers are two different things- it's tramatic dicknesia.
by dicknesia June 9, 2014
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Get the Dickleing mug.Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.
Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.
by dwalt121 January 4, 2010
Get the Directional Dislexia mug.strictly in the gay male community, person who sees words backwards, and also licks dicks suffers from dicklixia
by cj February 28, 2006
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