Dickburt

The state of being easily offended by funny comments because they don't line up with your grandmother's beliefs. See Also: dickhurt

Don't make fun of his wife or I'll be so dickburt I'll cry.

by Matt Baumann October 10, 2019

Dick hurt

When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.

Omg I’m so dick hurt right now.

by Ashbo 94 April 14, 2020

dicksurta

dicksurta means "Shit"

Bitch #1: moms calling you
Bitch #2: dicksurta...

by 98crobins August 25, 2022

Dick Hurt

Attempting to sell something in a strong or offensive way.

How did she get so much for that house? She must have given them the dick hurt!

by NebulaM42 January 3, 2024

Abby Dickhüt

Someone who is both a theatre kid and a band kid.

“Yea I’m like Abby Dickhüt”
“Wow double kill there man”

by fucklitter28373 August 7, 2022