dickenshloush

The partaking in chopping ones dick off and putting in into a blender while attempting to play twister

Dude I totally dickenshloushed with jacob garrett and jason last night it was weird

by Dickenshloush October 24, 2015

Backdoor, Dickhead

Philly slang for "Please open the Backdoor of the bus, bus driver". often used by teenagers and impatient adults when getting off of the bus

Philly Septa

Teenage Passenger: BACKDOOR, DICKHEAD!!!
Bus Driver: alright. here you go

by nintengeek March 14, 2019

Dicked Down

To be dicked down, is to be pinned to the floor in pure orgasmic ecstasy by a partner's male genitalia.

It need not happen a lot, but when it does, the pure intense pleasure is unlike any other.

The dick is so good, it gives you life.

Cheating is not an option.

Masturbation is not an option.
All there is, and all there ever will be, is dick.

B: I got dicked down, I think he's the one.

by Glitter_feces October 24, 2017

Sneaky Dickens

A Sneaky Dickens attack is when someone gets up from from their seat at a bar or restaurant and leaves their coat temporarily unattended. The attacker quickly draws a penis on a napkin or scrap of paper and puts it in the unsuspecting victims coat pocket for them to find at a later time. Some more advanced attackers may even have penises drawn on many pieces of paper ahead of time so that they can carry out attacks more efficiently and with less risk of being caught since their "ammo" is pre-made.

"When I got home from the bar last night my coat pockets had a bunch of dick drawings in them. Someone gave me a Sneaky Dickens."

"Let's get Chad with a Sneaky Dickens when he goes to the bathroom."

by Jagmeat March 11, 2021

Boo dickhead

Used to make fun of someone’s misfortune or a dumb action. Typically used in a sarcastic tone.

“Bro I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet”
“Boo dickhead!”

by Not tf u January 5, 2019

Dickellectual

A man or woman who is intelligent but only in dick form

First dude-“Bro my mamas just cheated on me”
Other dude -“man she’s a Dickellectual“

by 12inchesisafeet April 3, 2020

Dickhearted

Someone who has a dick where their heart should be. This condition causes one to be mean, inconsiderate, jackassy and unable to empathize with other humans. Currently, no know cure for dickheartedness exists. People with this condition will always be dickhearted assholes no matter what.

Of course Donald Trump hates Mexicans, he's Dickhearted. He has a dick where his heart should be.

by SuckABallYall June 13, 2016