cake dickeration

"cake dickeration" describes the decorating of a cake by drawing a large penis on it!

I'll draw a large penis with the frosting on that cake!
That is some nice "cake dickeration"!

by Hans Honk April 21, 2015

dickeration

a lapel pin shaped like a penis, worn by a gay homosexual butt fag male

Lyle looked thuper thpiffy last night, and did you see his dickeration on his new suit jacket.

by largessepopper October 22, 2008

dickorating

The act of decorating a space for a bachelorette party with an abundance of phallus paraphernalia

Woman 1: Haayyy girl have you seen Jenny?
Woman 2: Nah, she's dickorating her place for Megan's bachelorette party tonight

by StoveTop November 26, 2013

Dicktracted

the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.

You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...

by nanipoo October 4, 2010

Dicktracted

Being distracted by a male. A term typically used by a female.

"Hey girl, haven't seen you in awhile,
How have you been?!"

"Yea, sorry. David has me dicktracted."

by Margadorn June 30, 2017

Dicktraction

When someone is trying to forget about a legendary dick encounter by thirst trapping the closest, most convenient dick in sight. This dicktraction is by no means special but it serves to temporarily satisfy a fuck-girl/boy.

Camille needs a dicktraction from the mindblowing sex she had with Chris since he lives in another state.

by Linzer91 March 12, 2019

Dickaratchi

A wild beast only found in the forests of Nigeria. Covered head to toe in pubes and makes a distinct fapping noise once alerted of your presence.

Ever heard of the Dickaratchi? It's a evil being which squirts you with acidic cum!

by DastardlyPoptard October 29, 2019