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Latin: Gluteus Maximum

A Dickbutt is a mythological creature stemming from the deeps of the dark Web. It is recognised by being a penis with legs and a Penis sticking out of its rear.
David Attenborough:

Here in front of we see the utterly rare species called the dickbutt, the dickbutt is also called hermaphrodite, which means that it can mate with it self. But unlike snails, who are also hermaphrodites, they legs, punishes and asses.
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Often referred as a Colby, twig like features. hick boy. cheater. dumb fuck. little penis. all around douche.
“omg that dickbutt just messaged me”
“oh was that colby
dickbutt by jcdynvfbcg May 27, 2019
dickbutt hehe
dickbutt by ethan .C February 5, 2021
A butt with a dick coming out of it.
"Did you see the NFT that was a dickbutt?"
dickbutt by brain-goblins December 14, 2021
That means you're a Dickbutt.
Max: Joe, can you make me a horse sandwich?

Joe: What do you mean?!
Max: You are a Dickbutt!
Dickbutt by Nick(el)name November 4, 2023

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dickbutt ascii by Fritzwastaken September 2, 2022

Dickbutt Sauce

A "fancier" name for cocktail sauce. replacing both words used to make up the name with equally demeaning words.

cock = dick

tail = butt

sauce = sauce
Fancypants: Good sir, can yu pass me the dickbutt sauce? I prefer it for dipping me shrimp.

Notfancy Mcgee: The what?!?!?

Fancypants: The cocktail sauce retard!!
Dickbutt Sauce by Ragged_pants July 24, 2009