Pencil dick bug fucker

The sad, but oh so real, phenomena in which your penis is so small the only enjoyment you will ever receive from it will be from screwing bugs.
Girl 1: Do you think I should date Aaron?

Girl 2: Don't bother; he is a pencil dick bug fucker.
by Shmoobs July 18, 2011
mugGet the Pencil dick bug fuckermug.
A male family member that pricks you over at the most inopportune times
God damnit gary you dog dicking mother fucker you grumped my ace
by captainhook105 November 15, 2018
mugGet the Dog dicking mother fuckermug.

Dick faced mother fucker

Usually used when running out of disses (insults) or used as an opening when people are about to fight or make fun of each other.
"Dude, your a...a...dick faced mother fucker!"

"Fuck you you dick faced mother fucker!"
by Fritztafer January 18, 2009
mugGet the Dick faced mother fuckermug.
A guy who' dick is so small . And his game so small . He is only talking shit when he refurres to woman he'd like to nail. He aint nailling nobody the Tweedle dick the bug fucker. A guy who dreams up wild dreams of banging good lookig chicks. And who also has a small weeny.
OH guys and Im gonna invite becky to my birthday party and she gonna come ,and she's gona sit with me ,and she's gonna wanna go out with me and she's gonna bring me a present. oh shut the fuck mikey you aint fucking nobody you Tweedle dick the bug fucker. stop dreaming shit up . She dont like you . You dweeb. You fucking geek.
by Rutterkid August 3, 2010
mugGet the Tweedle dick the bug fuckermug.
term of endearment used by coach Evans when refering to his receivers. Also an insult towards any asshole who brings misfortune upon you. Great for road rage.
I cant beleive you pissed all over my mom's bathrobe you small dick weisel mother fucker!!!
by -Hammer February 27, 2005
mugGet the small dick weisel mother fuckermug.
1. A profane insult thrown at those who express rudeness to an individual.

2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.
Why the fuck did you do that! you mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker!
by H to the muthafuckin Azel January 10, 2004
mugGet the mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fuckermug.

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