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dick picker

an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a penis, esp. one's own.
"yo dick picker... get your lame busted-up porno mags off of my bed before i house you!"
by kagus christ October 30, 2003
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Dick-picked

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.
Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.
by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012
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Dick Pickerell

When you haven’t seen your own Dick in years so you depend on others to send you Dick pics... of your own dick.
Hey Trish, send me that Dick Pickerell you snapped the other night! I have another lovely lady ready to pounce.
by Slick Dick Ricky January 30, 2018
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Dick Pickle

That Natalie is just a dick pickle, I don't know where she gets those crazy stories.
douche asshole dick jerk idiot
by catsareactuallythebestever December 1, 2014
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Dick Pickles

Enlongated pickles that have the appearance of male genitalia, having two "Pickle Warts" near the bottom of the pickle, to have the appearance of the male penis or dick with 2 (usually) miniscule testicles.
Henry, look at these pickles, they look like penises!
Yes Tom, they do, i believe they are called Dick Pickles.
by Bay Area Chuck August 23, 2006
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Dick Pickin’

When a guy plays a guitar with his erect penis. If he can rip a sick blues solo with this method, that’s how you know he’s a keeper.
“I’m the expert Of sweep picking.”

“Yeah, but have you heard of Dick Pickin’?”

What’s that?”

“Watch and learn, rookie.”
by camdizzle14 May 19, 2019
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dick-picket

something or someone so painful it would be like sticking oneself in the dick with a picket fence.

*note this can be used by anyone, regardless of their anatomy. you don’t need firsthand experience of a pain in your dick
“all jeremiah does is talk about his upcoming sporting tournaments, he’s such a dick-picket”

the teacher caught me with hentai open on my laptop, that conversation was a serious dick-picket”
by LX ‘84 November 16, 2022
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