dibs

to claim an item, person, or thing in general

john called dibs for a cock in his face.

by Morgan Shandley December 9, 2003

Dibs

Universal law to gaining property or ownership of an item/object. Must call dibs, even after birth

I call dibs on jt's thigh

by Gburton23 January 12, 2010

DIBS

DIBS is an acronym for Dick Intergrated Ball Syndrome/Sack. It is a common occurance for persons of a certain decendancy or of slight obestity. A person has DIBS when their penis is so small there scrotum overpowers it and is more prominent.
Basically their penis is very small however their scrotum is very large.

After gym class when a lad has encountered a bit of gitch they go to have a shower and remove their underwear. To the other class mates shock they see an overly large ball sack (scrotum) and find it hard to see his penis. They then exclaim
'wow, he's got DIBS!!!'

by Bob Frost January 29, 2008

Dibs

Dibs can be used in a variety of ways.
1. Calling something that you can use

Example: I got dibs on that soda
2. Getting to use something first

Example: hey man, I got dibs on that

football
3. Used to have first chance to get a girl

Example: Do u see that girl over their?

Ya, why

I got dibs on her until after I try

to date her

I got dibs on that seat

by Truth here March 9, 2015

Dibs

Dibs is the plural form of dib, a common acronym for Dick In Bootyhole.

Oh I definitely got dibs on that woadie's shitpipe.

by JizzleTheDibber June 28, 2016

Dibs

Phil Lester’s nickname that his family gave him because he couldn’t pronounce his name when he was a baby and he said Dibbet.

Phil’s Mum- “Say your name!”
Baby Phil- “Dibbet!”

Phil’s Family- “We’ll call you Dibs.”

by Phan? June 14, 2018

Dibs

Used to declare to one's bros that they need to back off the girl during the time that you will try to win her over; if you face rejection your dibs expires and immediately goes to the next person to call it

Cannot be used unless the female is seen in person.

Zain: yo, bro i call dibs on that hot girl in the hotel lobby
Ankit: Aight bro imma back off

by brown stick February 13, 2019