Derpstep

1. Shitty dubstep.

2. Anyone who uses M-talk (Modern Talking) or an excessive amount of distortion.

1. Yo bruv fam blood mate, check this Derpstep... dis guy right hur is usein M-talk and he distorted his bassline to shit.... DEERRRP

by KazaProductions July 14, 2011

Derpstep

Skanking and getting down to some sick dubstep in a Derp (Derelict Place)

(While exploring an abandoned facility) "Dude, this is the perfect venue for some sick Derpstep" (Proceed to get down with it)

by sncmassive January 4, 2012

Derpitis

A disease that causes a person to be unable to not say derp (or herp ) for more than 24 hours, ranging in severity from one per day to one per sentence to "derpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderp derpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderp...".

Person 1: Did you hear? Bob suffers from severe derpitis. Derp!

Person 2: Are you sure you don't have it yourself?

Person 1: Derp.

by Rz2750 January 2, 2014

postcoital verbal derpitude

A postcoital affliction that can sometimes occur when the subject has just experienced a mind-blowing sexual experience which has impaired their ability to produce comprehensible word sounds.

Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.

by Sir TotallyWritingThisAfterSex November 29, 2013

derpster

A hipster who tries so hard to be hip that they act derpy all the time.

That guy wears plaid shirts with purple pants. What a derpster!

by Jimmy McJimmers November 14, 2011

Herpis-Derpis

A mutate of the Succubus and Harpy. A not so endangered species that is mate-hungry, and it's mating call is "Wanna F**k?" or "Got any Drugs?". The Herpis Derpis Maximus has a high rate of vaginal and anal infections. These infections can spread via mating and there goal is to infect anyone and everyone in the world. You can tell the animal is weak when it rubs its nose and sniffles a lot. They travel in flocks. The rate of spreading the infections is a pandemic indeed.

The Herpis-Derpis was seen capturing verginities behind a dumpster.

by Adam Zapyl September 24, 2012

Derpitude

Being afflicted by or suffering from an extreme case of Derp.

Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.

If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.

Guy 1: Dude, what is his problem? He's beyond stupid..

Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.

by Bumpled Foreskin November 18, 2011