special delivery

when you take a dump on somebodys front steps, or on their property, especialy their mailbox.

i hate that fucker down the street so we gave him a special delivery last night.

by nick, aka "toast", aka "sir charles", aka "crazy ass mafia italian boy" March 2, 2004

Delivery Dump Truck

The Delivery Dump truck, is a truck that delivers your garbage to your house or somewhere else.

An example would be, a Donald Trump Poster or wall paper. Maybe you can find something good when they deliver stuff to you!

Marie: Harold, The Delivery Dump Truck Is coming!
Harold: Alright! More posters to burn for fun!
Marie: Don't burn any Shrek Movies!

by 1 Cool Guy March 3, 2019

Delivery Fee

A portion of drugs taken from the hookup you just gave someone you barely know.

CJ just handed his douche bag friend my number like an asshat, and the dude doesn't even have a car. Looks like I'm charging that queer a Delivery Fee. *pinch*

by king_bloint420 August 26, 2009

delivery miles

Any female who has only ever had sex with one man.

Tell me about your new girlfriend?

Her name is Lisa. Blonde, looks after her figure, and best of all... delivery miles!

You lucky bastard!

by pisshole, shithole, fuckhole May 12, 2016

Delivery Dance

Thirty one seconds of hell in which you're forced to watch animated Grubhub characters do a horrible dance with unfitting music that tries too hard to appeal to a younger audience.

The Grubhub Delivery Dance ad makes me want to vomit, but at least the memes are good.

by Ak!to January 13, 2021

Message delivery subsystem

an email account that will keep spamming your inbox sometimes when you try sharing something with lots of people

if only i wouldn't keep getting so many emails from Message delivery subsystem saying "message not sent" when i try sharing something to lots of school email accounts from my private email.

by nobody else here March 25, 2017

The Christmas Delivery

Once the man passes the point of no return he man shouts 'Come dasher come dancer come prancer come vixen, come comet come cupid come dunder come blixem' and as he sprays his messy load he punches her in the nose and shouts 'guide my sleigh tonight'

Last night the Christmas delivery arrived and now my wife needs a nose job

by Fogt December 16, 2017