Derby Widow

The girlfriends, boyfriends and spouses of Roller Derby Girls call themselves “Derby Widows”. The term originates from the fact that Roller Derby is a sport as well as a faith-based initiative and can be very time consuming, leaving ones life partner "widowed".

If you are a girl dating a Derby Girl, don’t try and fight it. You will probably become one too.

If you're a guy dating a Roller girl, either accept your derby widow status, or try to support her by supporting the league as a volunteer.

"When she became a Roller Girl, I became a Derby Widow"

by Vixhen Kill-Her August 1, 2012

Squirrel derby

A situation or a group of people in which there is an extreme amount of chaos, confusion, and/or stupidity.

That meeting was such a squirrel derby, no one could agree on anything or knew why they were even there!

by fargocindo June 21, 2013

Pickle Derby

Similar to the Sausage Fest, it is a social gathering over-populated with guys.

Man, this party is such a pickle derby. Let's get out of here and find some chicks

by hevvyd October 26, 2006

The Derb

It will wreck you life... including your intestines. Crappest food in Kansas.

"I just ate at The Derb. I think I need to use the restroom."

by Wrecked January 24, 2008

roller derby heart

a heart that, when mowed down by love, gets right back up again

Oh my god, did you hear that Nancy's married boyfriend totally stopped talking to her? I would kill myself.

She'll be fine, she's got a roller derby heart.

by SadieRamone June 13, 2011

durbz

head, a blowjob

Greg went to Carrie's house to get some durbz.

by Eric Wasshole July 2, 2009

dorbz

1. adorable or extremely adorable.

2. Synonym for any number of vulgarities. If you can make people understand what it means, it works.

1. "That video of the baby panda sneezing is so dorbz!" "Your T-Shirt is so effing dorbz, man."

2. "Let me put my dorbz in you." "He is going to dorbz her so hard."

by thorbday August 1, 2011