Defornication

The act of getting the fuck out of here.

If this party doesn't pick up soon, there's gonna be some major defornication.

by MJ says A HEE HEE October 2, 2009

deportes

In Spanish, the word means "sports." Or so we Americans think. (We are wrong.)

It is in fact, the name of a Mexican sport. In this game, you are trying to jump the border from Mexico to America. You can do this various ways; slingshot, actually jumping, etc. If you win, congratulations! You're an illegal immigrant. However, if you loose, you are deported back to Mexico (hence the name DEPORTes.)

If you play this game, do not loose. Mexican prisons are rough.

I played a round of deportes with Gerardo, but I lost. I'm in a Mexican prison now.

by Gerardoz! February 12, 2009

deport

1. to expel (an alien) from a country; banish.
2. to send of carry off; transport, especially forcibly

Deport immigrant felons now to reduce prison crowding.

by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015

Deporked

A specific act meant to retract a successful pork from the previous night.

After waking up near that girl/beast the next morning, she just simply had to be deporked.

by UmassSlamherst August 2, 2011

depontication

to throw someone off a bridge

Jamie was upset with the way the argument with Jill was going and as they crossed a bridge he saw an opportunity to end his misery. At the perfect moment he chose to practice a bit of depontication.

by just a guy living in BKK October 20, 2013

Deportation Buddy

Someone (usually a close friend) who will sit next to you on the bus when Trump gets into office.

Aye, I need a deportation buddy. I'll bring tacos if you'll bring coke.

by Fernando, stop goofing off! November 11, 2016

Depornify

The act of cleaning your computer of all traces of pornographic material so your wife or girlfriend does not find any incriminating evidence. Full depornification includes cookies, temp files, search strings and a manual search for all jpg and mpg files. This is necessary if you have a computer savvy significant other. Otherwise, a simple disk clean up works fine.

Mark had to quickly depornify his computer as his girlfriend came home early from work.

by Papa Smurf 69 February 13, 2009