dense

A word used to rip off inexperienced potheads.

Dealer: Here you go man.
Pothead: Are you sure this is an eighth?
Dealer: Yea,it's really dense man.
Pothead: Well let me whip out my scale. (Places nugs on scale. Scale reads 2.7g.
Dealer: I'm sure it's dried a little.
Pothead: Yeah right. (Knocks dealer to the floor)

by Twibbix September 20, 2004

dense

something rad, gnarly, cool

MY NIGGA THAT SHIT DENSE

by butthole1961 November 15, 2011

Dense

When something is sick or phat

Dude, that was dense as.

by Degerz August 04, 2015

Densing

Sex move, the ejaculatees' seamen is held in the mouth of the receiver and sternly deposited in the anal passage of that very same person.

"Mum, look at my picture I drew today, my teacher said it was naughty but its just Daddy?"

"Steven, what you saw last night was your father densing with some of his work colleagues, I did ask that you didnt draw a diagram at school."

After all, Steven was always fond of drawing diagrams. Meanwhile, back at Railtrack...

by Dr Webbels August 19, 2008

Dense

Slang for "sick/rad/awesome" as in appearance or "deep, intense, complex" about a conversation. hipster-hippy. Synonymous with "on fleek", "stylin" "ballin" "hip" & any other word that means it's fucking cool as shit. Antonym of "ratchet", "basic", & "lame"

"This week is so DENSE, bro!" See Also: "Yo, those shoes are DENSE man, where you get em?", & "He's super into philosophy, man. We're like soul brothas. We just chill and talk about the dense."

by caroyolo May 22, 2015

dense

adj. used to describe people who..would laugh at dumb shit, has slow brain processing, is always red,talks shit about strangers behind their backs, blonde.

Synonyms: blonde, paris hilton, britney

oh and probably has down syndrome also.

C Au.! milk comes from COWS not the supermakets!! stop being dense!

by Teee Heee July 11, 2008

Dense

Adjective describing a thick physical being and is often used as a hyperbole to emphasize the description of said person

1. Instead of saying “that girl is so thick” one can replace it with; “Damn dat girl real Dense!”

by panda_bern August 28, 2018