Dendrophilia

Otherwise known as a tendency to get sexually aroused by trees. according to offical statistics one percent of the worlds population are dendrophiliacs. which means theres a far chance that your dad enjoys his free time by tossing him self off nere a handsom popular

by Nathan April 29, 2003

heterosexualefkó-dérmaphilia

A Scientific term for a person of colour, having primarily sexual attraction to white skin of the opposite sex.

Tatiana : I would love to hook up with him Lakisha but he doesn’t look at me or you / anyone or color, the same way he looks at Becky, and Karen ….. and we get hit on all the time.

Lakisha: That’s his loss….maybe he needs glasses or something. Or what’s dat term I heard dem use on The Doctors, Dr Oz, or whatever….
Uh…gimme-a-sec…uh….I got it on da tip of my tongue. What’s the name, what’s th…

Tatiana: heterosexualefkó-dérmaphilia! that’s what it’s called….I had to Google it on my iPhone.

by R.V.H. August 30, 2021

dendrpheliac

one who is sexually arroused by trees

Mr. Sheehan is a dendrpheliac

by lzsarhkliszdf July 25, 2006

Dendrophiliac

Tree lovin' hippie scum; Dan Magner

Dude, Dan Magner is such a dendrophiliac, I saw him doing all sorts of crazy sh*t to that tree.

by T-Rux July 28, 2009

dandraphiliac

One who HUMPS TREES okay...

Justin Sliwke humps his holler tree in his back yard what a fuckin dandraphiliac...

by Becky February 21, 2005

denderphiliac

one who must be in contact (usually sexual) with "dender" or plants and stuff.

I couldn't drag te denderphiliac out of the forest, I feel sorry for those trees too.

by look up meadows June 18, 2003

Dendraphiliac

Someone who likes girls named after trees

Ross is a dendraphiliac and loves Acacia because she possibly has dendrites.

by secret friend October 20, 2006