delusions

a cracker who consumes his own duck butter that is enlisted in the army who has had gay sex 15 times in the last 2 months since he has found out he is out of the army.he enjoys black cocks and is often found in gay bars.

delusions is deluded and trite beyond his wrong and never mind his right to be gay,
for mardi gras he stole transexuals bras..

by skypnd- May 4, 2005

Delusionist

Derived from delusion + illusionist. For someone who lives in their own world almost seeming delusional so, but they are not mentally unstable.

I am a delusionist.

by NasaIsAway June 3, 2020

delusions of Grainger

It's when you believe that you have more power, wealth, smarts, or other grand traits than Grainger.

It's like when Shade said Eric says Grainger must do things to him that I never did and they happen... Magik👀👻 or delusions of Grainger

by Experiment626 October 6, 2020

delusionastic

Johntrell is delusionastic he make up lies that does not make sense

"delvin is going to facetimes other boys and set up the phone" delusionastic

by Endedearly March 1, 2021

delusionastic

Johntrell is the defined character of delusionastic

"Delusionastic is johntrell he said delvin is finna get on tha phone with boys and proop his phone up how do tha look

by Endedearly March 1, 2021

Delusions of grandeur

A high sense of importance, despite the fact that all evidences points to the contaru

Aya halabi - I’m going to marry drake

Person 1 - that’s insane, you’re obsessing over a celebrity who dosent know you

Aya halabi - noo, you don’t get it I’m like the perfect girl, every rich and famous person wants me so bad!!
Person 1 - your nose covers your whole face, you have pimples dotted throughout, and you have a butt chin

Aya halabi - I’m still sexy.

Person 1 - you have delusions of grandeur!

by Realmoneygettingassnigga November 19, 2023

Delusions of Contour

When a woman believes the more amount of makeup she wears, the more attractive she appears to be.

This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.

Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.

Darius: Yo did you see Emily at the party last night?!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!

by bredsheeran81 January 2, 2024